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Okay, I know you all have been waiting to see this years Halloween costume this year. Yes, Toby decided to go NASCAR this year. He changed his last name to Gordon. What about you. Have a safe and fun Halloween.

It’s late and I’m thinking about this whole baby thing we have been experiencing lately. Then I realized that I have forgotten to make mention of the first one to have a baby in September, Pamela. Now who is Pamela? Pamela is our resident pigeon that decided to make her nest on top of our TV cabinet in Fremont. Needless to say she has made a bit of a mess, however, in our attempt to relocare her we found that she had actually laid three eggs. Once we realized this, by law we could not remove the nest until the eggs hatched and the birds had left the nest, well we have two new additions in our Fremont Outback, appropriately named Lloyd and Eric. Well hopefully we will be seeing them leave the nest soon.

“Salesmanship Tip of the Week”
– 60% of all customers have not decided what they want to drink before they enter the restaurant…
– 74% of outback consumers who enjoy an adult beverage usually have a minimum of 2 adult beverages during their visit.
*be sure we are offering that second drink before they get their dinner!!!!!

To Krukodile:
In 2009 the government will start deporting
all of the weird old people.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run, my friend, RUN !!!!
From Dublin